Just kidding, I’m not going to do that.
Really this is just a recommendation that you stay away from the Internet forever, abstain from procreating, and hell, just never even talk to anyone again. Find a cave to curl up and languish in far away from the productive members of society, because you are slowing shit the fuck down. Dealing with your culture of impotently manufactured faux-crusading has become a bore.
Go away forever. Thanks!