These guys? These guys are pretty good guys. So for you guys, here’s these guys, in no particular order (OR IS IT SO PARTICULAR THAT YOUR HEAD IS NOW SPINNING?): Claire d’Este “Claire has had six short films produced […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While I admit that some of you may possibly be interested in this little (very early) postmortem, I hesitate to say that it’s anything less than completely necessary for me. I have been so perpetually blown away by the response […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A much, much more in-depth reaction to this whole nutty shebang forthcoming this afternoon, but there’s no reason not toget this out of the way first. And so I’m very happy to announce that the Selected Ten are: Christopher Hills […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
UPDATE (8/19/14): The Submission period is now CLOSED. Will be updating with some thoughts soon, as just saying “Thank You” doesn’t even begin to cut it. But in all humbled sincerity: from the bottom of my heart, thank you for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As you should have probably guessed, this email comes from Brian, a current resident of Atlanta, GA. Brian has had some pornog…erm, “alternative film industry” experiences trying to lock down PA work in a town where more than a fair amount […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So listen, I’m a pretty important guy, and thus I today spent some time talking to students of my alma mater, THE James Madison University, who are here for the Summer-long JMU in LA program. And naturally everyone who runs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mea culpa time, everyone. Look, my goal here has always been pretty basically stated: as a novice writer, I got a lot of invaluable help on my way up, and I feel like I’d be a tragic asshole if I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just kidding, I’m not going to do that. Really this is just a recommendation that you stay away from the Internet forever, abstain from procreating, and hell, just never even talk to anyone again. Find a cave to curl up […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will make this as short and sweet as I can. Which, of course, means it will be protracted and sour. Lookit, I’m already going on and it’s just the first paragraph. I’m a monster. Moving on – my pledge. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So listen…remember that time I taught you how to cook the perfect steak? Yeah, that WAS very nice of me. Well guess what? I’M FEELING NICE AGAIN, PLEBES. So today, I’m going to teach you how to make an oxtail […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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